Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
my liver is dry heaving
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
