He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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