i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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