How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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