some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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