Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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