so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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