I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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