I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You can't motorboat a personality
that's an acceptable place to lick
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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