covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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