This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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