doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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