...so i touched it.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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