The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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