hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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