operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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