No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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