awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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