I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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