Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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