So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He has the fingertips of a God
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