im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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