Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
ttyl tear gas
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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