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(917): View more from New York City

K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I just cut my nipple shaving

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(845): View more from New York

Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.

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(417): View more from Missouri

p.s. you have a small clit

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YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out

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(407): View more from Florida

Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it

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(937): View more from Ohio

Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.

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(815): View more from Illinois

You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.

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