I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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