I feel like abortions should bother me more
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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