i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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