I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
cat food counts as protein by the way
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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