She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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