He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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