She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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