what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Randomize
