yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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