He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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