i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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