my vag is so smooth its legendary
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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