found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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