guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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