Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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