Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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