she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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