And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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