woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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