Ambien. No doubt about it.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I think i got beer on your cat.
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