And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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