Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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