bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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