Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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