I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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