Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Randomize