real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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