I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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