I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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