You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm sobbing to NWA
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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