; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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