Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
birth control should be required to get into college
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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