Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
