More tranny stories later!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
